do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling.
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
OH MY GOD I WAS TRYING TO PUT THIS INTO WORDS THIS MORNING
who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials
Sterek AU: Scott lets Stiles babysit his new puppy and Derek gets just a tiny bit jealous.
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im dying loool
A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke
Pretty sure this is my favorite thing ever
those nerds in high school who run like this
in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school