Crack Central

hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

kwowru:

dingy:

macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”

the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”

OH MY GOD I WAS TRYING TO PUT THIS INTO WORDS THIS MORNING

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

terrible-wolf:

hoechlinth:

Sterek AU: Scott lets Stiles babysit his new puppy and Derek gets just a tiny bit jealous.

Requested by Anonymous

im dying loool

mishasminions:

TEXTS FROM CAS
Cas doesn’t understand internet/text lingo

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

maybe-im-a-leo:

Pretty sure this is my favorite thing ever

maybe-im-a-leo:

Pretty sure this is my favorite thing ever

thotkage:

nsfwgpoy:

those nerds in high school who run like this

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in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm and apparently he told the principle it was the ‘Naruto run’ and then we were all banned from wearing Naruto headbands and doing this run and Naruto was put down as gang activity at our school

frenums: